I COME TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE
“I wanted to write this book for a long time. After most of my stand-up shows, people have said to me, “You give some good advice dude!”Â So that’s why I wrote this little book. I’ve always wanted to write a book that could be read in one sitting in the bathroom.Â This is it!Â So learn about LIFE, LOVE, MONEY in one good bowel movement.Â I’m looking forward to all the great reviews (Some will suck, but I have made friends with that fight).Â Even if one or two sentences in the book stick, then it was worth it.Â Even if you just read the last page, you’ll be on a better track than most people.Â There was so much I wanted to add, but I realized that when I read books similar to this, I only take one or two things away from them. Doing this book as a self-publisher, I made some mistakes but will continue to learn.”
“Funny,Â I’m so glad he FINALLY wrote it , instead of explaining it to me AGAIN!”
Â Jim Breuer –Â SNL Alum, Author of “ImÂ NotÂ High”
“I’ve know, worked with and competed against Hef for years. I even spent my own money to buy this book.Â Just the listening and arguing techniques are worth the price of this book. ”
Alonzo Bodden –Â Last Comic Standing Winner, TV host
THE BETTER HALF
The Better Half is the hilarious new CD from John Heffron. John shows what a prolific writer he is with this newest album as Heffron fans will recognize very little of it’s material from previous albums or television appearances. However, it’s vintage Heffron – enthusiastic delivery of simple, yet hilarious, takes on everyday life. It’s a departure from his CD, Kid with A Cape, where the topics were about the funny things you did growing up. Instead, Better Half is about the funny things you do as a grown up. Heffron stays away from politics or topical material and delivers 45 minutes of laughs that everyone can relate to. Definitely worth buying. You’ll listen again and again.
THE BETTER HALF
“I got this CD after rolling on the floor laughing at some of the bits on Last Comic Standing–in fact, it was the first stand up comedy CD I ever bought. If you saw him back on LCS, you’ll laugh again when you hear most of these bits. Even the stuff he says about women is funny (and so true!). And if you’re a generation Xer, you’ll love his references to growing up in the 70’s.”
-Â Tracy L. Needham
THE BETTER HALF
“John Heffron is an amazing comic, his look back into our childhood and outlook on marriage is fantastic and quite funny. Listen to his podcast (Heffron and Reep) and go see him live as well. His live shows make your whole body hurt from laughing.”
-Â J. Palmer
MIDDLE CLASS FUNNY
Funny is the only word that truly captures John Heffron (well, MESSY if you ask his wife). Hailing from the small town of South Lyon, MI (Detroit just sounds tougher), John’s middle class upbringing has shaped his comedic voice. His attention to detail and his ability to poke fun at those things that make each of us a little crazy is what has made this stand-up veteran a favorite on stage. When John opens his mouth, you will immediately wonder if he has been spying on your life. Whether talking about your childhood or living in your marriage…he just knows what makes us tick. Truly a talented comedian on every level, give yourself the gift of John, sit back and enjoy.