The Original ‘Last Tweets” by John Heffron
Here are a few of the “LastTweets” incase you missed them. And don”t forget to follow me on Twitter.com/johnheffron
Jesus “last tweet”: Brb Be good till then
Guy who always gets killed on Star Trek “last tweet”: got my uniform. The rest of the landing party wearing a different color . Weird!
Abel’s “last tweet”: Cain is being such a knob!
Captin of the Hindenburg “last tweet:” One more cig, and then i’m stopping for good.
Married Mans “last tweet” about to go into the Champagne room, wish me luck!
Buddy Holly’s “last tweet” Thank god I won the toss, have fun in the bus Waylon!!
James Deans “last tweet” NIce drive, nothing out here but open road and trees
Caesars “last tweet”: Meeting at Pompeys theatre, dont want to go but it will be nice to see my son!
Mama Cass last tweet: “Mmmm, piled high. Just the way I like it! Come to Mama!”
Harry Houdini “last tweet” looking forward to getting home, brb this guy says he wants to punch me, looks wimpy
Christopher Reeves last tweet “my horse is a little feisty today”
Marie-Antoinette “last tweet” Fckin people ,brb, i need to go tell them something..
Custers “last tweet” : LIttle big Horn tomorrow . Thinking about just winging it!
“Carrie’s” last tweet: Prom sucked. Gonna go hang out with Mom for a while.
The Skier on wide world of sports opening “last tweet”: They are shooting my jump on “TV “im so going to get laid after this.