The Original ‘Last Tweets” by John Heffron

The Original ‘Last Tweets” by John Heffron

11 April 2009 3 Comments

Here are a few of the “LastTweets” incase you missed them. And don”t forget to follow me on Twitter.com/johnheffron

Jesus “last tweet”: Brb Be good till then

Guy who always gets killed on Star Trek “last tweet”: got my uniform. The rest of the landing party wearing a different color . Weird!

Abel’s “last tweet”: Cain is being such a knob!

Captin of the Hindenburg “last tweet:” One more cig, and then i’m stopping for good.

Married Mans “last tweet” about to go into the Champagne room, wish me luck!

Buddy Holly’s “last tweet” Thank god I won the toss, have fun in the bus Waylon!!

James Deans “last tweet” NIce drive, nothing out here but open road and trees

Caesars “last tweet”: Meeting at Pompeys theatre, dont want to go but it will be nice to see my son!

Mama Cass last tweet: “Mmmm, piled high. Just the way I like it! Come to Mama!”

Harry Houdini “last tweet” looking forward to getting home, brb this guy says he wants to punch me, looks wimpy

Christopher Reeves last tweet “my horse is a little feisty today”

Marie-Antoinette “last tweet” Fckin people ,brb, i need to go tell them something..

Custers “last tweet” : LIttle big Horn tomorrow . Thinking about just winging it!

“Carrie’s” last tweet: Prom sucked. Gonna go hang out with Mom for a while.

The Skier on wide world of sports opening “last tweet”: They are shooting my jump on “TV “im so going to get laid after this.

3 Comments »

Lisa Getty said:

Hi John -Some “last tweets” from 3/18 I sent you on Twitter, in case you didn’t see them:
Karen Carpenter’s last tweet: Could really go for some pizza right now, but only 10 more pounds away from my goal weight!
Alternate Karen Carpenter last tweet: Man, I’m soooo hungry, my stomach is killing me!
Nicole Simpon’s last tweet: So sick of hubby’s BS; planning rendevous with a hottie, just cuz I’m dyin’ to get back at him.
Len Bias’ last tweet: Just signed sweet deal, I’ll be rich for the rest of my life! Ready to party like there’s no tomorrow!
Sonny Bono’s last tweet: The skiing is great here: fast slopes and lots of trees!
Jesus’ last tweet: Hear there’s gonna be a parade today – and they’re gonna let me carry one of the props!

# 11 April 2009 at 4:44 pm

Steve said:

George W. Bush’s last tweet: “Man, that ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner is more crooked than Dick Cheney’s smile. Would you straighten that thing? I’m about to go on deck and put this old dog down!”

# 14 April 2009 at 9:38 am