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Cut, Paste & Promote – Everything You Need to Sell Out Your Event!
Welcome to the John Heffron Promo Hub, where clubs, theaters, and corporate event planners can find everything they need to market, promote, and sell tickets for an unforgettable night of comedy.
Below, you’ll find pre-written social posts, email templates, show descriptions, introductions, and high-quality images to make promoting John’s show effortless and effective.
Quick Bio:
John Heffron is a Last Comic Standing winner, bestselling author, and veteran stand-up comedian who has been seen on NBC, Netflix, Comedy Central, and more. With a style that’s smart, relatable, and packed with real-life humor, John’s comedy connects with audiences across generations.
📌 Creator of Americana Comedy – Stand-up that feels familiar, nostalgic, and rooted in real life. No politics, no shock value—just a great night of storytelling and laughs.
📍 Touring Nationwide | Perfect for Comedy Clubs & Corporate Events
🎟 Book John for Your Event →
📢 Short Introduction:
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a comedian you've seen on NBC, Netflix, and Comedy Central, a Last Comic Standing winner, and one of the most relatable voices in stand-up today… John Heffron!"
📢 Longer Introduction:
"Tonight, get ready for a comedian who has entertained audiences across the country with his hilarious take on real life. He’s a Last Comic Standing champion, a bestselling author, and you’ve seen him on NBC, Netflix, and Comedy Central. His comedy is sharp, relatable, and always leaves a lasting impression. Please welcome… John Heffron!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest is a comedian who knows how to connect with any audience. He’s a Last Comic Standing winner, a bestselling author, and you’ve seen him on NBC, Netflix, and Comedy Central. His comedy is smart, relatable, and always leaves a lasting impression. Please welcome… John Heffron!"
🔥 Post #1 – Americana Comedy (For Clubs & Venues)
📌 Americana Comedy is coming to [Venue Name]!
If you love nostalgic, relatable humor about real life, you’re in for a treat! John Heffron, winner of Last Comic Standing, is bringing his signature stand-up to [Venue] on [Date]. No politics, no shock—just real-life comedy that hits home!
🎟 Get your tickets now before they’re gone!
📍 [Ticket Link]
#JohnHeffron #AmericanaComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyNight
😂 Post #2 – Comedy for the Real World
🚨 Need a good laugh? We got you!
John Heffron is coming to [Venue] on [Date]! A Last Comic Standing champ, bestselling author, and one of the funniest, most relatable comedians in the game, John’s show is guaranteed to keep you laughing all night.
🎟 Grab your tickets now! → [Ticket Link]
#ComedyShow #StandUp #JohnHeffronLive #DateNight
🤣 Post #3 – This Show Will Sell Out!
⚠️ Warning: This show WILL sell out! ⚠️
John Heffron is bringing his hilarious, real-life stand-up to [Venue] on [Date]! His comedy is smart, nostalgic, and completely relatable—don’t miss out!
🎟 Tickets are going fast! Get yours now! → [Ticket Link]
#JohnHeffron #AmericanaComedy #ComedyNearMe #StandUpLive
📌 Subject Line Options:
✅ "An Unforgettable Night of Comedy – Get Your Tickets Now!"
✅ "Laugh Out Loud with John Heffron – Limited Tickets Available!"
✅ "This Show Will Sell Out – Get Your Tickets to See John Heffron!"
📧 Email Body:
Hi [First Name],
Get ready for a night of nonstop laughs with John Heffron, winner of Last Comic Standing and one of the most relatable, down-to-earth comedians working today!
John’s comedy is smart, nostalgic, and rooted in real life. Whether he’s talking about family, relationships, aging, or the little absurdities of everyday life, his humor resonates with everyone.
📍 Live at [Venue Name]
📆 [Date & Time]
🎟 Tickets: [Ticket Link]
⭐ Why You Need to Be There:
✔ Seen on NBC, Netflix & Comedy Central
✔ Creator of Americana Comedy – Real-life humor, no politics, no shock value!
✔ A night of storytelling, nostalgia, and real laughs!
Don’t wait—this show WILL sell out! Get your tickets now and experience one of the best in stand-up comedy.
🎟 Get Your Tickets Here → [Ticket Link]
See you at the show!
[Your Venue Name]
🎭 Not Just Another Comedy Show – John Heffron brings relatable, real-life humor that hits home for every audience. No gimmicks, no politics—just an amazing night of storytelling and laughter.
🎟 A Proven Performer – Clubs and corporate event planners trust John because he delivers every time.
📌 Perfect for Groups & Date Nights – Whether you're coming with friends, co-workers, or your spouse, John’s show is the kind of comedy everyone can enjoy.
⚡ Limited Tickets Available – Don’t wait! Secure your seat before this show sells out.
🎟 Buy Your Tickets Now →
📌 Need high-quality images for your promotion? Download approved headshots, flyers, and social media graphicshere:
📥 Download Press Kit →
✅ Post on social media (Use the copy above!)
✅ Send an email blast to your audience
✅ Update your website with John’s bio & event info
✅ Use our downloadable graphics & images
📌 Need something custom? Have questions?
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Let’s make this a sold-out show! 🚀
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